Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Here we go again

I got home at 22:00 last night. Slept, got up, and now I'm on my way to work again.

I can't say much more than that. Nothing else of interest has happened.

My hayfever is really hurting my eyes this morning. The nose is a little better behaved though.

Missed my connecting train last night by seconds. That was annoying. Could have been home at 21:30.

Working from home tomorrow. Looking forward to the "lie-in"!

That's it. That's all I got. Can't see the screen properly anyway thanks to blurred vision.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Winnesh Triangle - stupid o'clock

Up a whole 30 mins later than yesterday, but still stupidly early. As it's Tuesday, and I've really stuck to my photo plan, I thought I'd post the joys of the day at 06:30!

Today hurts. Tomorrow will, no doubt, be worse. At least I'm working from home Thursday.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Sleep? Over-rated

Up *early* this morning. 05:35 early. The start of a busy day, and a frantic week.

I daren't mention what we did at the weekend because, apparently, I make it sound like I do all the work. So, my *WIFE* spent all of yesterday in the garden stringing plants, and generally correcting the useless efforts of our gardener. (He's a good gardener, but stringing plants doesn't seem to be his forte!)

Whilst my wife was working, I, the husband, was swanning around swimming, cleaning bathrooms (twice, although not because the first attempt was no good), and changing the bed linen. Amongst other things.

Saturday, in contrast to the busyness of Sunday, was spent visiting a national trust garden, and meeting up with the in-laws. A beautiful, sunny day provided the backdrop to a nice walk.

Tonight brings with it the challenge of the last remaining plant to need work in the garden. A huge climbing rose that hasn't seen a lot of attention, and needs some guidance and some stringing love. At least the early start should see me away on time. The wife will eat early; I'll eat on the way home; little one will retire; then, the plant will be ours.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Suffering

For those of a nervous disposition, move away now.

My nose is like a scabby, constantly dripping tap.

My eyes are swollen, red, and streaming.

My sinuses ache.

My skin is tight and sore.

My head feels like it's full of cotton wool.

Hayfever. I hate it.

It's not just all that above, it's that it's all together. Never ending. Arrgh.

It's the sudden, unannounced drip that appears on my shirt. It feels like a nose bleed. No warning. A cold usually gives some advance warning of impending dripping, but not this.

I am fully, and completely fed up. Concrete everything. Sod global warming, at least I won't feel like this. Take every plant, tree, blade of grass in the UK, and nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure.

Failing that, amputation from the neck up.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

1 wedding and a shopping trip

Friday morning saw me (and 3 friends) rising at 5am to fly to Norway for a wedding.

It was originally supposed to have been 1 friend, Tristan, and myself; but Jon and Emma had run into train problems on Thursday evening, and the easiest option was for them to stay too.

We left Jon and Emma at Wokingham station as they were travelling to Gatwick, and Tristan and I continued on to Heathrow.

One Scandinavian airlines flight later (and a fast train to the city) we were in Oslo. This is where we hit a minor travel hiccup. Our directions told us to head for Lysebu; assuming that was a village or stop, we tried to work out where to go. (Also, the pertinant information that the T-bane is the underground, and not a train, tram, bus, or any other type of tranport would have helped too!) A long wait in the tourist information office, and we worked out the Lysebu was the hotel, not a stop, worked out which stop we needed, purchased a ticket, found the underground, and were on our way!

We arrived in plenty of time (when I plan, I plan properly (eh Jon?)) and helped out a little with preperations.

The wedding kicked off at 3 (Jon and Emma arrived at 14:58) with a string quartet. The bride, Becky, looked absolutely stunning as she walked down the aisle to join Rich (the groom). What followed was a different, but cute, ceremony.

The judge presiding (and the audience) remained seating whilst Becky walked down the aisle. Then, the string quartet continued playing, for a good minute, once she had reached the "altar". When the band finally wound up the song, Becky and Richard were the only ones left standing, looking slightly lost. The judge, still sitting, motioned then to sit. Which they did.

Judge then stood, turned to us, and said, "I give the word to Peter." Then he sat down. There were three speeches in all, and a musical piece, all introduced in the same way. Then we were onto the wedding itself.

A simple ceremony. Do you take this man? Do you take this woman? Well done. Now, put your rings on. Job done.

We all sat as the bride and groom left the room.

The rest of the day passed in a pleasant blur. Champagne, gin and tonic (bleurgh), a fantastic meal (saffron halibut, lamb, cheese and chocolates), then music, talking and dancing until late.

I went to bed after midnight. Exhausted.

Up at 9 for breakfast, good byes, and a journey home. The bride and groom are off to China, our friends were hanging around Norway for a little longer. Tristan and I made our way back to England.

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Sunday saw the swimming pool too full and turning people away. So we went shopping. Changed some towels, took back curtain samples, my wife got a top, I got a memory card.

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Sorry about the lack of post yesterday. This took longer to write than the journey gave me time for.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Another one bites the dust

Tomorrow an old friend of mine gets married. Of the group of close school friends I keep in touch with only one remains unmarried.

This is the first time that I haven't met the bride before the wedding which feels a little strange. However, it's perfectly understandable. They met in Texas, and now live in the far North of Norway. Not exactly easy to pop out for a drink together!

The wedding is in Norway; specifically, Oslo. So tomorrow morning I fly out at 07:20 (I don't want to think about the time I have to get up!) from Heathrow, wedding in the afternoon, then back on Saturday, and home for bath time. I feel exhausted just thinking about it.

Because of the timings, and early mornings involved, my wife and daughter will be staying at home. This will feel very strange. It always does. It's only one night however, so not too bad.

I've known the groom since I was 11. We've been through highs and lows as part of a close group of friends, and we never lose that bond. We all meet up sporadically these days, but when we do, old patterns are quickly found, and it all feels natural. He's a great bloke who *needs* a good woman in his life, and it would appear that he's found one.

Good luck Rich, and remember, the one piece of advice that I got, and give: never go to bed angry.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Crammed

It's a bit packed this morning. Hot and sweaty. And we haven't reached Waterloo yet!

So, better make this quick as I'm sure to run out of writing space.

Not much to say anyway. Went home, helped put my daughter to bed, spent an hour on the phone with a work colleague whilst participating ina DR test, cooked, ate, cleaned, watered the plants, went to bed.

Then didn't sleep well. Too hot. One disturbance from little one was quickly sorted. Up early(ish), dressed and off to work.

It's an exciting life.

Another gorgeous day taunts me as I travel in. Knowing that it'll break for the weekend doesn't help any either. Oh well, at least I have Friday off. Even if I do have an early morning flight to look forward to!

Ok, 30 seconds from Waterloo. We're going in. Wish us luck!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Are we nearly there yet?

Where are we going?

What will we do when we get there?

Why does it seem to be taking so long to arrive?

What's the point?

I spend all my working days telling people how many servers we have, and how badly they are used. People then pick out the tiniest holes in the data to try and discredit it so that they don't have to do any work. What's it all for?

Hardly likely to change the world, am I? (Although one of the initiatives driven by me and my data is reduced power consumption, so that might help a bit)

I think the problem is I could do so much more. Proper resourcing, decent management cover, and we could really make a difference. Save millions, reduce power costs dramatically, make teams work smarter and better. It's the frustration of lost opportunity that's getting to me.

And what will I do about it. Moan here probably. Very little I can do about it. Keep on at the powers to change things. To listen to me. I can keep dreaming.

Whine over.

Monday, June 01, 2009

A new start?

1st June. The start of the month with the middle of the year in it. (21st is the middle. It's not my fault we insist on putting an extra 10 days on the end of the year!)

So, what to blog about?

Trains are running well. (Bet you're glad to know that)

I'm tired, but no more than is customary for a Monday.

Weekend was fun. Shopping and jobs on Saturday. Swimming, jobs, bbq, jobs on Sunday.

We're trying to move my daughter from a cot (bed) to a (cot) bed. As a backup (for when she continues to get out of bed and come and see us) we have her travel cot setup too. To date, she has preferred the travel cot. The key point came the other night. Apparently, big girls sleep in beds, and my daughter is a little girl.

You cannot imagine how cute that was!

Yesterday I set the cot part back up on three sides. High back and bottom, tall side near the wall, but with the lowered side and fall protector still setup for easy access. A good compromise we thought. An easy transition stage. Nope.

When given the option, she chose the cot over the bed. Guess it's just too soon. We still have a couple of ideas, but I think the cot will be back up by the weekend.

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Got about a third of the garage sorted. A full car load to the tip and a huge box filled with chopped wood. I need one more large box to finish the wood off (and then we need to burn it!) The rest of the garage will follow as space is freed, and bags are sorted. Still leaves the shed needing a tidy out, but progress was defintely made.

I'm off, sans family, on Friday to Oslo for a friend's wedding. It's an early start with a return on Saturday, but I'm looking forward to it. A chance to catch up with old friends. Should be good.

Journey note: I'm beginning to melt.

Sorted all the holiday photos out last night. I'll get the best to picasa as soon as I can. I now have 10 hours of video to upload, edit, and print. Where do I find that time? I can't even get the simple paperwork filed from week to week! Oh well, one day.

Too hot now. Time to go. Hope for fresh air!

Friday, May 29, 2009

The view from my desk

Now, bring on the cider and ice creams!

Where to go with this...?

I really don't see the point in continually telling the world how tired I am; how rubbish London transport can be; how stressful the job is; or how many house jobs were done of an evening / weekend. However, as that has now removed a lot of my waking hours the question is, what should I write about?

Looking at my stats, there are 8 people who regularly (daily) visit the web site. There are also a number of people subscribed to the RSS feed (of course I have no idea if they read the feed). So, you lot, what do you want more of? Rants about current world stupidity? Photos? Commentary on little things? Hopes and dreams? Or should I just shut up? Go back to technical postings once in a blue moon?

Any idea? No preference?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The cutest girl in the world. Now in pig tails

Ok, one of the 2 cutest. I'm married to the other one.

P.S. I'm back, but can't blog properly yet. Head not in the right space.

Friday, May 15, 2009

This is the end.

Well, it is for a week and a day.

And boy do I need it. Late nights all week, early mornings twice (including today). A holiday is very much needed.

I'll be leaving the blackberry at home. I don't know about my phone. I think I'll have to leave that too. Too many reports of apps ignoring the data roaming preferences and costing people a fortune. No thanks!

So no communication for a week. A scary concept for me.

Must remeber the camera. We've had a period of forgetfulness when it comes to the camera lately, but I've charged it up, and it's ready to go. Just in time for me to walk into the sea with it in my pocket. Again. Again.

Strangely tired. I've actually had a reasonable amount of bed time the last couple of nights, but sleep (or at least deep sleep) is elusive at the moment. Combine that with an 06:20 alarm call, and tiredness isn't hard to explain.

Ok, enough. Be good whilst I'm out. See you back and refreshed on a week come Tuesday.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Morning

I'm up early (or is that on time? On a damp and dreary morning. So here is the view from the far end of the platform, and an idea of what Berkshire looks like at 7am today.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Ready for a break?

On holiday next week (and a couple of days of the following week), so no posts. I'm definitely ready for it. Stress at work is invading my dreams, and making me restless. It's time to stop, leave the blackberry (and the G1) at home, and get away from it all.

That's all I can think about this morning. Changes and demands at work are too overpowering to think about at the minute, so my mind is skitting away to happier thoughts.

Monday, May 11, 2009

It's a hard life

So, another Monday begins. And for my daughter it'll be something of a comedown. She's had the weekend of her little life!

It all started Friday. Her usual friends unavailable, she went to Monkey Mates. An indoor playground with lots of scafolding wrapped in foam and bright colours, big toys swinging around, climbing nets, and, of course, slides. She had a great time. And my wife got a work out!

Nothing out of the ordinary there though. She's been to Monkey Mates before.

On Saturday however, a new experience. We drove for an hour, down to near Portsmouth, to a place called Paultons Park. It's essentially Alton Tours for the under 9s with most of the rides for the under 4s. She *loved* it! It's a one off fee to get in (and children under a metre are free), then all the rides are height restricted with 85% being for those over 90cms. My daughter is 92cms. She's free, but able to go on pretty much everything. Win.

We spent the day on ride after ride. Rollercoasters, pirate ships, things the go round, up, down, huge slides (no, bigger than that), and every other fun way of moving your body. My daughter was into everything. Even taking her hands off at daring moments and waving them in the air. Usually giggling like something demented. Best of all, there were hardly an queues. Toddlers and queuing don't go well together, so that was a real bonus. We generally had to wait one turn before our go.

She even had her first ice cream (just like Daddy's) and managd to eat it cleaner than most 6 year olds I've seen with ice creams. She, of course, loved it too. (Most of the other food she ate during the day was brought with us, and healthy!)

She fell asleep on the way home, and went straight to be when we got back.

We followed that up with a whole day in the garden with Mum and Dad. This may not sound huge to you, but to her it is. Usually when we're at home, one of us (or both) is busy doing jobs. Yesterday, the time was for her. I did a BBQ which she enjoyed (lots of shrimp), and we spent time in her ball pit, playing football, and just being near her while she played with sand, or bounced on the trampoline.

Another fun day, and another early night.

Now she's back to normality. Poor girl. She'll just have to put up with play dates, trips out to parks, and more playing in the garden. Tough life.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Too hot chocolate

Of a morning I like to pop to the coffee booth at Reading and get myself a nice hot chocolate from the lovely people at AMT. Today it didn't work like that.

They don't take cards, and I have 24p in my wallet. A transaction was not going to happen.

So, I thought, if the train I get on has a new style buffet car I'll get one there. They take cards.

The train arrives.

It has a new style buffet car.

I order a hot chocolate.

It comes HOT. In a paper cup. Not weighing very much which I thought was odd.

By the time I got to Paddington, 25 minutes later, the drink was still too hot to drink, and the little bit I sipped tasted like hot water with essence of chocolate.

My mouth and tounge are now burnt. I haven't had a drink. I'm not happy. This is no way to begin a Thursday.

I will not be buying a hot chocolate from First Great Western ever again.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I need a holiday

This thing can write itself these days. Pick from:

I'm tired
Commute is rubbish
Didn't do much of interest last night / weekend

That about sums it up. I'm tired through. I need a break. The one we have coming up in 12 days will do for a start.

Maybe I should start calling and e-mailing Americans at 7am our time and expecting an answer. See how they like it.

Really, given a whole 6ish hours of overlap in our working days, why do they wait until 23:50 to send an e-mail for information?

Also, meetings are usually scheduled a few days in advance. People know about them. So why wait until the evening before your meeting to ask me for the data to support your agenda? I'm not in the meeting, I didn't know it existed, I'm not getting anything from it. So why should me and my team bust a gut to get you data when you could have given us a few days warning and had it completed without disrupting our entire schedule.

Ok, rant over. I need a break.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Restless in Reading, Lozenges in London

Didn't sleep well last night. Sore throat and swollen glands do not make good bedfellows.

I was up at 3 for some throat spray. Sometime around 4 I was shivering violently under a thick duvet. 5 to 6 I was sweating and delerious. 6:30 onwards, exhausted dozing / unconsciousness. 7:30, up, showered and off to work.

I'm coming to the conclusion that I might be an idiot.

I'm warm, and rather damp. It really hurts to swallow. I have a splitting headache. I feel full (bloated might be a better description) even though I haven't eaten anything.

Yes, probably an idiot.

The duvet was calling, and I ignored it. Deciding, instead, to put myself through a stressful day at work. Why? I don't know. I have things to do, yes, but they could probably have waited. (Ok, not really. Things need to be done by the end of the week, and here we are, at the end of the week)

I'll shut up now. Leave you so I can wallow in my pain and sorrow. At least it's a three day weekend. Woo. Rest.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Apologies for the absence

I have a sore throat. It kept me awake in the night. I'm tired. Blogging to resume when these problems go away.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Check out the Home Project

On June 5th (World Environment Day), a new film by Luc Besson and Yann-Arthus Betrand will be released everywhere in the world, on every format (Movie Theatre, DVD, Internet).

Through stunning displays of aerial camerawork, the film will give people from all corners of the world a glimpse of our planet like never before and visually demonstrate the urgency for preservation efforts. In addition to its Internet premiere, "Home" will be shown in movie theaters and outdoors on big screens at key locations around the globe. It will also air on TV stations around the world. Using this unique distribution model, one with a massive online and offline effort, the film creators are able to reach the widest audience possible. So whether you'd prefer to head to the theaters, watch it under the stars, or just stay put on the couch — the way you view "Home" is up to you.

And starting today, YouTube channels in English, French, Spanish and German will feature behind-the-scenes looks from the making of the film, as well as interviews, and extras. To add even more dimension, Google Maps is featuring specially created layers that shed more light on some of the material covered in the movie. You can also use Maps to find a theater location near you.

To get a preview of what you can expect on June 5, check out some of the spectacular footage in the Home YouTube channel, like the video below of the Arctic world and its wild terrain that's essential to preserve. Or this one of Los Angeles exclusively seen from the sky, giving us a new perspective of the cityscape at night. And please respond and react to the film via video responses, comments, and ratings and share links via email with your friends.
from: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/coming-soon-to-youtube-bessons-and.html

So, check out the youtube page, put the date in your google calendar, and add yourself and your pledge to the map

Tab Closing

I have a bunch of links and docs open in various tabs and lists that I'm slowly working through. Here are some of the cooler ones.

First, Bohemian Rhapsody played on old computer equipment:



This is the first time I've embedded a video, so I hope it works!

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Next, It was a Dark and Silly Night:



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New Moby song with video by David Lynch:



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When they start talking about the credit crunch and start throwing about those huge numbers, remember that

A million seconds is 11 days
A billion seconds is 32 years.
A trillion seconds is 32,000 years.

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Online London maps: Londonist’s directory of Cartographical London

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The eyeballing game: You any good at spotting right angles?

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Apparently, the galactic centre tastes like raspberries and smells of rum.

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Mazes:


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Worldometers - real time world statistics

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Free, streaming music. Right in the web Browser

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Pre-order Who Killed Amanda Palmer; because you should.

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No idea why, but: http://www.mtvcherrygirl.com/play/

Nearly didn't make it again

I've finally caught up on 527 news feeds, but haven't left much time to blog.

Not that there is much to blog about.

Last night, for example, I got home, saw my daughter for a bit, retired to the studay, worked until 20:20, had something to eat, and went to bed. Hardly the most stimulating experiences on which to blog.

My daughter woke a few times in the night. On one of those she appeared to be having a tantrum. Whilst still dreaming. Even in her dreams, things don't always go her way!

The weekend was busy but uneventful. Lots of jobs, some shopping, some sleep.

Swimming on Sundays is going well. Little one knows to kick her legs and splash her arms. It's not very effective yet, but the theory is there. She's picked it up by herself too. I'm not daft enough to try and teach a 2 year old front crawl!

Busy afternoon again today. Meetings until 17:30. This should be the last time this week though. I'm starting to put my foot down. Anyone who schedules a late meeting without checking with me first will get a request to move it, or a decline. The only caveat is when it's in my best interest to be there. Today's late meeting was checked with me first, so no complaints. (Only grumbles about the hour)

Journey's taking longer than it should. We're approaching London Bridge, and I only started this post at Westminster. It's warming up too.

Just got a seat though. Woo.

Not really coming up with much else to write. Time to think about work.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Oops

Forgot to write a post this morning. A new phone app finally let me catch up on my RSS feeds underground, so I got a bit distracted.

Normal service to resume tomorrow.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Oh, and one more thing

Jade Goody - the Musical? Wrong, just wrong.

That is all.

Hot and bothered on the first great western

Early (in the journey) post today. Still above ground, slowly, approaching Paddington. It's warm. Warmest morning yet. Perhaps that hot chocolate wasn't the best move!

Worked late last night. Very late. Wife went out to the cinema, and I was still working when she got back. No relaxing movie for me.

Today I have no meetings until 15:00, then they don't stop until 18:00 (back to back, and in different buildings!), so I won't get home until 20:00. Good job it's the weekend.

Nothing "planned" for this weekend, in that we know what we might be doing, but not until we're actually doing it. As long as there's some sleep involved then we'll be fine.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Tired of running for transport

I'm sick of it. I seem to spend my life, these days, running for trains. It's not that I'm useless. I allow plenty of time for my journeys; but events seem to conspire against me.

Take this morning; I'm up a bit late, and I'm going for a rush hour train. I leave an extra 6 minutes early for my journey. 2 miles in we hit a roundabout. 3 roads converge. We all want to go for the second exit. The ones coming from the right could go down our road, or across us for their second exit. The car 2 ahead of me waited. And waited.

"Oh dear", he must have thought, "here comes another car. He's indicating; he's turning; oh, I could have gone. Oh dear, here comes another car."

Over and over this happened. He waited until there were no cars anywhere in sight (if there was a car 20 metres from the roundabout, moving slowly as you would approaching a junction, he waited).

Prat.

I made the train. Just. I had to run.

It happens almost on a daily basis now. Something will delay me in an unexpected way, and at some point I'll have to run for a train.

Anyway, enough of that. Tired. For a change.

Wife's out at the cinema tonight (again ;) ), so I might get to watch a movie or something. Relax.

I could have sworn it was Friday today. I've done enough this week for it to be Friday. My head aches like it's Friday. The fact that it's Thursday seems a cruel joke.

Hell of a day ahead (for a change), more meetings (although one has already been cancelled), more work. As always, if we can get to the end of the week, and hit all our deliveries, next week looks (at this point) easier.

Hope. It keeps us going.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Long day, short post

Got home at 10 last night, vegged, slept. Up late this morning. Rubbish day ahead.

I now need to write lots of work e-mails before I get to work. Apologies for the rubbish post.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Early II

So it's 7:30, and I'm on the tube. Usually I'd be getting out of bed around now. Late. But true.

I don't think the photo on the previous post worked. I'll fix it later.

For now it's travel and meetings in my future.

My morning hot chocolate was too hot this morning. It was undrinkable until we actually pulled into Paddington. Too hot to drink nearly 30 minutes after it was made. Good job I didn't drop it, that would have hurt!

Inflated a paddling pool for my daughter last night. Took ages. Almost an hour with an electric pump in the back garden. Our neighbours must love us!

So, drinks with work this evening. Not sure I'll be much company by then, but we'll see how it goes.

Tired. No, honestly. Is it time to go home yet?

Oh well. Ever onward.

Early

I have an 8am meeting today (and drinks after work at the other end of the day!) So I'm on the train at 06:32  here's what that time looks like.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Ticket day

Today is the day I renew my yearly tickets for travel. Flipping heck is it expensive!

Travel in London alone costs over £1000
Travel to London is nearly £3500!
Car parking is £130 every 6 months.

That's a lot! No, really, that's a huge amount of cash that it costs me just so I can go to work!

Ok, work give me the amount in a pre-tax loan, so I don't pay income tax or NI on it, but that doesn't really offset how much it costs me to come to work.

More family trips into London needed; allow me to capitalise on the expenditure.

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Anyway, enough monitary shocks. Busy weekend. I cleaned and tidied. Pretty much all weekend. Carpet cleaning friday night. House top to bottom on Saturday. Finish up, garage, and garden on Sunday.

It was fun though. The house looks a lot better. Small bits of paperwork all over the place have been consolidated and sorted. All the shredding of receipts has been done. The kitchen benches have had all the hard water stains removed. Hopefully it should allow us to keep it ticking over for a while.

I did manage, on Friday night, to watch a movie. The latest Rambo one. Not bad. Very short though. Only about 78 minutes. Plenty of room for more plot expansion. The whole thing, obviously, is just a vehicle to get to the end fight, but it's an enjoyable enough romp.

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I tweaked my twitter account last week. I went from following 300 people to 91. Suddenly I can cope with the data input again.

Trimming was easy enough. Anyone who constantly retweets stuff, or twits links on how to monetise twitter (for only $200 outlay!), or, basically, spams, was out. Add to that the people who never said anything and we were down.

I'm playing around again with numbers. I'm up in the 130s again which I think is a little too high. It's that signal to noise ratio. The key bit is the morning sweep. I get up and there are a large number of tweets waiting. If I can scan them, pick out a few links, and basically, process them, then that's fine. This morning I got half way and gave up. Too much noise. I have to remove the american bias. They tweet too much whilst I'm asleep!

I think the whole thing has hit critical mass anyway. Oprah joined, live on TV, on friday, and Mr Demi Moore achieved over 1,000,000 followers in a high publicity battle with CNN. This, combined with all the press coverage here, the constant stories about twitter breaking news, or causing companies to change decisions, has reached the point where it's hitting mainstream. It would be interesting to look at the demographic now joining.

Interesting times. My interest in facebook is now practically 0. RSS feeds are beginning to back up. It's now this blog, and twitter that take up my online time. Just need to get that signal to noise ratio right. There's a metaphor for life if ever there was one!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Absent

It's been a quiet blogging week. This is only the second time I've actually gone into the office. That's because I've been too busy working.

No interesting time off stories I'm afraid. Tuesday I came home, worked; Wednesday I stayed home, worked late; Thursday I stayed home, worked very late; and here we are today.

What a fun life. 6 hours of conference calls yesterday. And real work too.

My lovely wife and daughter are off to her Mums for the weekend, so I have an opportunity to clear a few jobs off; starting with cleaning the carpet.

As this is my blog, I know it wouldn't be complete without a travel whinge. The train I caught first this morning was delayed by 27 minutes (although, from my perspective, it was 3 minutes early), the second one ran very slow into London; and now, finally, the Jubilee is delayed due to signalling problems. Severe delays, and no sign of us moving any time soon. I love commuting.

Having just typed that, we're finally moving. For how long is anyones guess! See you at the other side!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Long weekend

Another Monday dawns. This one was different though. It was a bank holiday. Following another one on Friday. A bit of a lie in, and a day off from work.

Most of this weekend I spent away. Near, or in, North Wales.

It was an old school friend's stag-do. The next in line of the few of us who keep close contact. There's only one more of us to go.

I travelled up the country on Friday; popping in to see my parents, have a bacon sarnie, and fix some PC problems. Then it was further up to stay with one of my mates who'd be joining us on the "do" and his lovely wife. We were joined by a further friend, and served a sumptious dinner prepared brilliantly by our hostess with only minimal "help" from us men!

The evening was spent with some wine, and some PC problems.

The following day we picked up the "stag" and headed to North Wales. After a bit of faffing for lunch / trousers, we hit a hill and went for a walk. We couldn't have asked for a nicer day. Beautiful sunshine, pleasant temperature. The hill was soon conquered and we retired to the hotel for a quick shower and change.

The evening saw us hitting the streets of Betws-y-coed! A place not known for its nightlife. We found ourself a table, and enjoyed a large, tasty meal, and a few drinks, before heading back to our hotel.

We served our stag a nice whisky, and a double sambuca. The bar staff then asked if they could pick the next drink. Of course we said yes. A pint of purple arrived.

Apparently called "chief" it was red bull, blackcurrant, blue WKD, and 3 shots of smirnoff blue. It had the right effect.

Despite threatening a stripper (phones with internet access are great for making threats appear real!), the night was over at this point. We retired.

Sunday morning saw breakfast for all but one of us! Once packed and checked out we made our way to coffee for the other one! Then home. I popped in, briefly, to see my parents, brother, and his girlfriend. Then it was back down the country to my wife and daughter.

Monday saw us working in the garden and catching up on some jobs. A pleasant enough end to a good weekend.

Now a four day week starts. Great. Roll on Friday night!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

On my way. For now.

Finally made it to the Jubillee. To be told that the Bakerloo is now running again. With only minor delays. Sometimes I hate commuting. When it works it's ignorable, when it goes wrong it's an utter pain in the ass.

Here's hoping the rest of the journey is without incident or delay.

Fire alert at Waterloo

On the underground, I don't think there can be worse words for my journey than "Fire alert at Waterloo".

Bakerloo is suspended. Circle line is useless (next train is 13 minutes away). So it's district to Edgeware Road, Hammersmith and City to Baker Street, and then we'll see what the Jubillee is doing (hopeful at the minute, but it too passes through Waterloo (a very long way away from the Bakerloo though)).

More soon.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Slow, slow, stop. Slow, crawl, shudder.

Yes, another train whinge! It was slow. Very slow. Signalling problems apparently. I was scheduled to be at work now. I'm only just getting on the jubilee line!

Other stuff. My run last night was a disaster. I set off too quick, and died going up the hill at the 1.2 mile mark. Tried walking it off, and then picking back up, but it was no good. Gave up and went home. I would go out again tonight, pick up the slack, but my wife is out, and I'm baby sitting. Probably just as well. I'm due out for a run tomorrow, and I still ache from Sunday and last night. I'll use the time to get my ipod loaded and charged. A bit of music might help take my mind off the aches, and the right tempos should help me slow down.

That's it really. Too much late night work on Monday combined with hayfever yesterday morning is what compelled me to work from home. Ended up working until 6 as it was. Why do people send major queries at home time? Can't they wait for the morning? Going to be a little late today too. Not too much though as I have to get back to baby sit.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Running around, all a twitter

I ran 4.3 miles last night. I have my running routes tracked via google, and posted to "my maps" on google maps. At some point I'll share. 4.3 hurt. Well, actually 2.5 to 3 hurt, I ignored it after that because it was late, dark, and I was getting cold! In 5 weekends time I'm running a half marathon. Eek!

By my calculations, I need to run 5.5 next sunday followed by 7, 9.5, 11.5 and then the 13. During each week I run the distance I ran the Sunday before. So this week it's 2 2.5 mile loops. Next week it's the 4.3 I did this weekend. So the final week would be 11.5, 2 lots of 9.5, and a 13. I may wind down the final training run though.

I have a feeling that this will hurt!

The first time I did a half marathon I trained for the whole thing from scatch (no technique, no nothing) in 5 weeks. I was younger. And lighter.

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I now have nearly 200 people "following" me on Twitter. Every one of them hanging on my every word. Ok, maybe not. But that is rather a lot of people I don't know, who also follow a lot of other people they don't know, listening to an awful lot of drivel, re-hashed blog posts, and the same link to a slightly interesting article 10 times an hour. Of course, there is some good, original commentary, and the first link to that article is interesting; so, on balance, it's still worth doing.

Overall, a good weekend. Now we have a 4 day week, a 4 day weekend (with a stag do), and another 4 day week. Could be far worse. Now, let's get the first of those over and done with!

Friday, April 03, 2009

Friday dawns, the weekend is but a few hours away

'Tis true.

Id just like to point out that the train line from Reading to Waterloo has bugger all signal. All morning I have battled with the technology, and at no point has it provided me a decent signal for longer than 5 minutes.

Rubbish.

Been through some fairly big places too.

Right, let's see if the phone can find enough signal to get this out.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Morning all

Is it only Thursday? It should be later than that by now surely. At least I've got a seat on the tube today. From the start too; no strategic waiting in the right place for me.

Not a lot else ticking on. Went for a run last night; 2.51 miles according to the google My Tracks app on the phone. Feeling slightly stiff this morning, but no hobbling.

What else? No disruption from protesters yesterday. Although some people are expecting problems in Canary Wharf today. There's nothing official planned though, so we'll see.

That's it really. Got away on time yesterday, but I have another late afternoon meeting today, so probably be 30 mins late. This American focus on time is not great, have to see if it settles down.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

G20 - There's been a mhurdurr

G20, the postcode for Taggert. It's all an April Fool. Gordons final joke. Get all the world leaders together, depict it as the final chance, and then, just as we're all beginning to think we might make it, they come out, tell us we're stuffed, and leave us to rot.

From a grandstanding point of view, the G20 is fantastic. It's also a waste of time. We may have a global problem, but the solution is anything but. If the US and China agree a way forward, the rest of us will be fine. It's the G2+18!

Then we have the protests. I've worked in an investment bank for nearly three years, and the number of times I've seen a millionaire banker can be counted on one hand. The number of times I've been face to face with one can be counted on one finger. Strangely, all our senior figures are in the US this week.

I'm not expecting any problems as the protest aren't planned for Canary Wharf, but if I do run into issues, or get delayed by problems, do you think they'll care that most of the people they are inconveniencing are standard office workers. Ordinary people like me. No, they probably won't. It's more important to make your point, and go for the big picture rather than worry about the details.

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Running very late this morning, but I was working very late last night. And the night before. Hopefully things will settle down after this week. Two 4 days weeks, and a long weekend in the middle should make everyone a bit more mellow. I've got a stag do to look forward to, so that will help too.

Well, we're approaching London Bridge. Technically the only place I could get held up today. No sign of problems yet though. Work is a few minutes away, and the relative safety of my desk.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Is it only Tuesday?

I was working until 20:30 last night off and on. (Connected from home) And I have a meeting (!) At 19:30 tonight. Busy doesn't even start.

We also had some casserole, watched some tele, and my wife started the ironing of the clothes my daughter will wear on holiday.

That's it really. Far too much work. Too many meetings, so I can't do the work. And tiredness.

Our daughter is back to waking in the night. I lost count of the amount of times I was up last night. Not good.

This is possibly the worst post I've written, but my heart just isn't in it today.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Life on a Monday morning

Here we go again. Another week, another set of delays and cancellations.

However, enough whinging about trains. How was the weekend?

On Saturday we did Earth hour. Turning all the lights (and pretty much everything else bar the fridge) off for an hour whilst we had a candlelight dinner. In fact, the meal and company were so good we did over an hour and a half! Most of the electrical equipment remained off until Sunday too, so we definitely did our bit.

Sunday saw swimming and gardening. Not at the same time. Swimming was colder than usual, so a little on the quick side, but good. We spent a lot of time playing in the water, and less time playing on the steps and the slides. (Her choice by the way; I get no say in what we do.)

Gardening involved my wife having to untangle and string up a complicated series of plants whilst I cut out 3 beds for climbers. We also planted a few more bulbs. We're up to date on the garden again, but I'm sure there will be more to do.

So, another week, another set of challenges (first of which is get to work!) Definitely getting to the point where I need a break.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Oof

I got home at 19:47 last night, and left at 06:47 this morning. TFIF!

Our internet and phone line disconnected yesterday. Haven't properly tested yet, but it seemed back on this morning. Needs investigating.

Important report to do for 10:30. Should manage it. Hopefully they'll like it.

Tired. Very tired.

Might meet my brother for lunch. If we can workout where and when.

Weekend. Need sleep. My daughter was up only once last night. At 05:50. She was up properly at 06:30 though. Poor wife.

Time to go to work. Not ready. Oof.

7am Friday 27th March 2009

So this is what the morning looks like!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Eejit

Why do people feel they have the right to push in at the top of an escalator in front of the people patiently waiting their turn?

The reason we're all waiting in the first place is because people funnel in, starting six wide to get to a space that allows two. Jockeying for position trying to save an extra three seconds, and in the process costing themselves several others.

Then finally, everyone gaurding their position, only about two and a half wide at this point, some git comes along, skirts the outside, and jumps in at the front! OI! Twit! What gives you the right? Are your meetings that much more urgent? Are you just far more important than us? Or are you just an utter git?

As a result of your actions, the flow behind you has been interrupted, we've all bunched up that little bit more, the back of the queue is that little bit more chaotic. And all so you could save ten seconds on your commute.

You're a prat. I thought you should know.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Earth Hour 20:30 Saturday 28th March 2009

Sign up for Earth Hour

We shall be joining Earth Hour this Saturday with a nice candlelit meal for 2. Anyone else doing something similar?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tired of Berkshire

Up in the night more times than I can remeber last night. Each one a dazed stumble, a comforting word, a gentle stroke, and a stagger back to bed.

We got to bed early enough having watched the last two episode of Heroes we had recorded (another one recorded last night, so we have one to go to catch the rest of the world). Pottered around on our phones for a bit, catching up on news. Talked to each other. And then sleep. I thought we'd done well. Little one had other plans though.

Oh well, up and off for another day. Joy.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Another week, another signal failure

One day I'll go through this blog and see just how much disruption I get to my journey. Gut feeling says close to 30%

Anyway, the weekend. This weekend we have mainly been in the garden. I washed the patio on Saturday and it looks so much better now. Got into a bit of trouble as the job wasn't really priority. Needed doing though, and the result is good. We also got some new plants, small ones, to replace the ones that didn't make it. Got those planted too.

My wife's parents were over at the weekend, arrived Saturday afternoon, and baby sat that evening to allow us the chance to go out and have a meal to celebrate our anniversary. We went to a Thai restaurant, and, whilst the food was fantastic, my wife had booked a table well in advance, and specifically asked to be seated downstairs. On arrival, they put us upstairs in a room with damp problems, and didn't even have a table ready for us.

I was cooking Sunday dinner, and in an effort to prepare it early, I attempted to take my daughter swimming on Saturday morning. This didn't go as planned. We usually go first thing in the morning, and today was no different. However, we got there to find lessons, and no swimming allowed. When we returned later there was a large inflatable in the main pool for 8 year olds and over. Of course, my daughter wanted to go on it. She was very good for the first part, but towards the end, the temptation was too much, and a bit of a tantrum followed. It was all forgotten by the time we were dressed though.

Finished the weekend with two episodes of heroes (we've nearly caught up with the TV finally) and some ironing. A tiring, but worthwhile weekend. Now to see what the week brings.

Friday, March 20, 2009

TFL vs. Steve

The Jubilee has severe delays, and Bank is shut due to over-crowding. They don't want me to get to work.

Lots of changes, lots of movement, no time to blog.

Wish me luck!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Here we go again

Trains are rubbish. They've all been delayed and /or slow running this morrning. Rubbish.

Right, that out of the way, what next?

No idea. 2 weeks off has stifled my creativity. You'd think I'd have done something in that time worth writing about but no. I did turn 32, I suppose that's worth a mention. Got a load of computer parts to upgrade the old system. Then rebuilt it twice to take advantage of the new bits. It's all up and running now, only one problem with the mouse pausing left to fix.

My parents visited, it was good to see them.

My wife and daughter have been ill. Especially my poor wife. It did mean I got a whole day with my daughter on Sunday. Exhausting, but fun.

It was our third wedding anniversary yesterday. I was feeling less than good however, so a bit of a non event. We're out on Saturday for a meal though, so that'll be nice.

Anything else? No, not really.

Not the most exciting of lives really. Still, I like it.

Nice to have the phone back. I really can't stress how good it is to be re-connected. Sad isn't it?!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Back

I have my phone back. A new mainboard has fixed me up. It also meant I lost all my apps, and all my settings. Thankfully? With this being a google phone, my contacts, mail, and calendar entries just re-synced and were up and running in minutes.

I've re-installed most stuff back on now, and configured the main bits. Twitter is running, and so are my rss feeds.

And, most impotantly, I can blog again. Doing it from my work phone wasn't working for me. Sending things through works servers isn't the best of ideas, and having to manually edit every entry to remove the signature wasn't ideal either.

So, enforced holiday from the connected world over, normal service can resume. Expect a whinging post about trains in the morning! ;)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Kilimanjaro

With the charity climb of Kilimanjaro being in the news at the moment, I was  reminded me of the climd I did back in 2000. So, here is the original text account from a web site that never happened.

 

Background

For at least the last five years I have threatened my mates with the ultimate holiday to end the millennium. Usually during a session in the pub, after a couple of pints, I would say that in the summer of 2000 we would climb Kilimanjaro and then go on safari. This has always been met with replies of, “yeah, yeah, your round isn’t it?”
Summer ’99 arrived and various problems with people having no money and no commitment meant I went to America by myself for 3 weeks, and returned determined to sort out the next holiday earlier and better. Over the Christmas period I got the chance to speak to everyone again, and put it to them. Again there was not a lot of commitment, but I think they were beginning to realise I was serious!
The 8th of January 2000 saw me walk into Thomas Cook and put forward what must be one of the strangest requests for holiday they have had. I had done my research, and not only did I want to climb Kilimanjaro, I wanted to climb the Machame route; then I wanted to go on a specific safari. Strangely you cannot book the holiday I wanted out of a brochure! After a lot of searching through brochures we found the safari I wanted for a reasonable price with Hayes and Jarvis. While the travel agent phoned the company I continued looking through the brochure. On about the next page a small paragraph caught my eye, ‘Kilimanjaro – The Machame Route’!
The paragraph stated that you need to be fit, but the rewards were worth it because, as I knew, the Marangu route could be crowded, and was generally too quick an ascent anyway. It included a phone number, and nothing more! As we were only on hold to Hayes and Jarvis I interrupted the travel agent, and showed the paragraph to her. We immediately phoned the number. After literally 50 minutes of hold music we got through, made some enquiries, and I was ready to go back to my mates!
Out of the 4 people I wanted to go up the mountain with me, 2 said yes. The other 2 begged off for poncy reasons like work commitments, and lack of money!
The 13th of January 2000 the holiday was booked, and the deposit paid. We were going to Africa!

Build up

If you want to do a holiday like this, then plan early! There are a number of hassles. For a start you need to be immunized against the following:
Hepatitis A
Polio
Tetanus
Typhoid
Yellow Fever
You also need anti malaria tablets, and because the mosquitoes in Africa are some kind of super mosquito you need to take Larium.
You also need a visa to get into Tanzania (at the time of booking you also needed one for Kenya, but they abolished that soon afterwards (they knew I was coming!)).
The currency in Kenya is Kenyan shillings, and in Tanzania is Tanzanian shillings. At the time of booking you could not export either currency out of the country. Closer to the departure time you could get Kenyan shillings, but were still not allowed Tanzanian Shillings.
We sorted our visas out through the visaservice for about £34 per visa. At the same time we made sure our passports were up to date. You must have a valid passport (obviously), but it must still be valid for six months after you return!
As we have walked for years there was not much to get in the way of kit, but a new sleeping bag was purchased, as well as a few items of clothing.
We were as ready as we were ever going to be, and eagerly looking forward to Saturday the 26th of August.

Day 1

I woke on Saturday morning at about 08:00 having been to an office party the night before. No hangover thankfully! I kicked one of my workmates who had stayed the night out of the house and packed my final items of luggage. For some reason I looked at the plane tickets. Two of us were due to travel to the airport by car from Chester to, I thought, Gatwick airport. The other traveller was coming by plane from Aberdeen, and was to meet us in London. When I looked at the tickets I realized we were due to fly out of Heathrow! This was not a problem for me, but Russell was flying into Gatwick at 17:15. We had to check in at Heathrow by 18:00!
A couple of hasty phone calls later, and Russell was woken from a final morning in bed with his girl to find out that he needed to sort out getting to Heathrow. He phoned the airport, and luckily managed to change his flight so he could now get into Heathrow for about the same time. Problem solved!
I reckon that there has to be at least one thing go wrong with any holiday. At least we got ours over with at the very beginning!
A couple of uneventful journeys later and by 17:45 we were all together, checked in, and ready to go.
Now is as good a time as any to introduce myself and the other two.
I’m Steve Nixon, a 23-year-old technical analyst
This is Tristan Jones, a 23-year-old farmer
This is Russell Betney, a 23-year-old perpetual student
We have been walking together for about 10 years, and between us have climbed just about everything worth going up in Scotland, England, and Wales. I was the only one of us three to climb outside of Britain, and the only one to go above 10000 feet (I climbed Taylor’s peak and a couple of other mountains in Rocky mountain national park, and have been to 13147 feet). We were all relatively fit, Tristan had joined a gym about a month before we went, but none of us had done any special training for the climb.
At 20:00 we boarded flight KQ0101 Kenyan Airways flight from Heathrow to Nairobi. The plane was older than me! It shook, and wobbled, it got us there!

Day 2

We landed at 06:40 local time, and were met by Benny. Hayes and Jarvis run all their African operations through Rhino Safaris, and Benny was the Nairobi customer contact. He had arranged transport to the Landmark Hotel were we had a small briefing covering the safari the other two couples who had arrived on our plane were doing, and our bus journey to Tanzania! Rhino Safaris do not run the Kilimanjaro climb for Hayes and Jarvis, and had been asked to arrange transport to the Keys Hotel Moshi, and then return travel for Monday the 4th of September. What we did in between was up to us!
That afternoon we went on a tour of Nairobi, visited the museum, the snake farm, and the Karen Blixen museum. Very informative for all the wrong reasons. Nairobi has become the place I would least like to live. The poverty, the rubbish, the roads, and the blatant abuse of money by those with power; together with the fact that everyone who saw us either saw us as a source of income, or just seemed to despise us makes Nairobi a hard place to like.
The real shocker to us was the temperature; here we were in spring, less than 150 miles from the equator, and it was 15 degrees and overcast! We spent the rest of the day sleeping ready for the journey the next day.

Day 3

We had all repacked the night before, and now left our safari stuff with the hotel. A quick breakfast later, and we went to the bus. We were travelling with the riverside bus company who travel daily from Nairobi to Arusha, and then from Arusha to Moshi. The bus stopped at a few other hotels in Nairobi, and then headed out to Arusha. The road we took is the main road through East Africa, and I would hate to see the smaller roads. At times the bus drives off the side of the road because it is smoother than the tarmac! Sometimes the tarmac just stops for no reason, and then continues 500 metres later. Workers dig extra holes in the road, and then I can only assume leave them dug and go and dig some more!
It takes a while to get to the Kenyan Tanzania border. Once there we got through with no problems, out visas were in order, we didn’t look the terrorist sort, and we smiled at all the right jokes! You hear about people having major problems at the borders but I cannot add to them. The only problem is the ten or so Africans who surround the bus trying to flog you worthless junk that nobody could ever want. If you don’t like this sort of thing do not go to Africa; you get it everywhere!
We continued on to Arusha. The bus stops at the Novotel for you to change to another bus to Moshi. Sounds simple? Not for us! Of all the years, months, weeks, and days we could have picked to try to travel from Arusha to Moshi, we had to pick the one when Bill Clinton wanted to travel from Moshi to Arusha! Pleas that Bill should wait while we got to where we wanted to be fell on deaf ears. Don’t these people know who we are?! Four hours we had to wait. It only takes an hour to travel to Moshi! We did get a glimpse of the man himself, with Chelsea and Hilary, and about a hundred support vehicles! The daft thing was that even though Bill Clinton the president of the United States was coming to the Novotel for an important conference we were allowed into the hotel, we were allowed around all the grounds, no one stopped us doing anything. If you were in charge of security for the president of the United States would you let 3 scruffy looking young people wanted unrestricted around the same area that your boss is due to be in?
Eventually we left for Moshi, and were awarded our first glimpse of the mountain. The sun was going down, and rising out of the clouds was this huge white monster. I was the first to see it, as I knew roughly where I was looking, and what I was looking for, and the sight was fantastic. Unfortunately the light was really bad, and the mountain just blends into the cloud in the photos we took. You’ll just have to go there and see it for yourself!
We arrived at the Keys hotel, had some tea, and then gathered in my room. Russell and Tristan were not over-enthusiastic about the forthcoming climb. There seemed to be very little organization, and no amount of explaining that this was the way things were done in Africa was going to reassure them. We agreed to sleep on it and see what happened in the morning. I put their lack of enthusiasm down to lack of sleep, and being tired from the journey. We slept.

Day 4

After breakfast we met the old guy who runs the climbing tour company, and he explained the route, showed us maps, and introduced our guide Fanuel.
Our gear was loaded onto a Land Cruiser, we were given our lunch, and then we were off. It took about 45 minutes to get to the trailhead with a short stop in Machame for food supplies. We were unable to glimpse the mountain again due to the cloud cover.
At the trailhead we put on our walking boots, and then went to sign in. You have to give your name, tour operator, and passport number at the every stop. Once the formalities were completed we were ready to start walking.
Whilst Fanuel sorted out our porters we were told to head off up the trail behind our assistant guide. Just to get in perspective what we were about to do I had brought along a GPS, so the figures given throughout should be fairly accurate, although sometimes it took me a while to get a signal from enough satellites for an accurate height reading. We have all climbed Scafell Pike in the Lake District, which is just over 3000 feet; Kilimanjaro is 19341 feet. At the trailhead we were already at 6000 feet. Basically we were to climb 6 Scafell Pikes and were starting at 2. Only another 4 to go!
The trail from Machame trailhead starts off as a wide track through the forest, it is not at all steep or strenuous; however we were told that right from the beginning to walk slowly. “Pole, Pole” would be heard many times over the next few days; this is Swahili for slowly, slowly. At some point on the mountain one of the guides told me, “There is no hurry on Kilimanjaro, there is no hurry in Africa!” We walked for about 2 and a half hours as the trail wound it’s way up the mountain steadily becoming narrower with a few slightly steep bits over tree roots, and a few tentative circumventions around muddy spots. We then reached a clearing where we stopped for lunch. The lunch was not much to look at, a meat pasty, a sandwich, a banana, and a couple of other bits and pieces but as it had been packed at the hotel we were to look back fondly at it in the days to come!
Fanuel caught up with us at this point, and the assistant guide disappeared up the mountain. It is worth noting that the package he was given to carry was Russell’s other rucksack with his and Tristan’s stuff in; even though it was a perfectly good rucksack, he carried it on his head!
Fanuel let us finish our lunch, and then led us further up the trail. Another 2 and a half hours of walking saw us climbing ever higher, and moving along a rocky spur to just below the limit of the cloud where we reached our first camp; Machame hut.
Our porters had reached the camp before us, and were in the process of erecting two tents. We put our stuff down, and started to help with the tents thinking that two three man tents would be cosy as there were three of us, Fanuel, our assistant guide and three porters. Just as we were starting to help one of the porters came over to us and motioned that we should sit over to one side. He then produced three folding stools! They had carried seats up the mountain for us! We could not believe it. The tents were soon up, and three carry mats were produced, and they started to put 2 in one tent and 1 in the other. I pulled up Fanuel and asked what was going on. He replied that the two tents were for the three of us! The rest of them would sleep in another tent. I could not believe it, but that was the way it was going to be. We decided to sleep the three of us in one of the tents, and put the kit in the other. This done we sat outside the tent, put a little bit onto our video diary, and waited to see what we would get for tea.
The first thing to approach us was a thermos of hot tea, and a large tray of popcorn! Yes, popcorn! The porter who brought it over first brought a tablecloth, and breaking branches off a nearby bush he made us a table. We were amazed at this point, but settled down to tea and popcorn. A short while later another porter appeared with plates, knives and forks, and napkins. He then folded the napkins, and set out the table like we were in a hotel, and not sitting 10000 feet up a mountain.
For the meal we were brought soup and bread, followed by meat and fried potatoes with a vegetable stew; all this with more tea. The food was fine, the meat had been well cooked though; although as we had seen were it came from that morning we thought it just as well!
Meal finished we went to bed. It was only about 20:00!

Day 5

We all woke up during the night at about 02:00 needing the toilet! It is not fun getting dressed at 02:00 just to stagger outside, relieve yourself, stagger back and get undressed again, but it is too cold not to get dressed! We were then woken at 07:30 for breakfast. This consisted of bread, more of last nights meat, some kind of omelette, cucumber, and then porridge. Now most of you reading this will read porridge and think, like we did, of oats, lumps, stodge etc. A few may think of Ready brek. What we got when we lifted the lid was watered down wallpaper paste! I was the only one to try it, and it was tasteless mulch. I tried adding some honey to it, but here honey was much sweeter than ours, and made the whole thing taste like sugar water. It was horrible. I had to throw it away. Tristan got rid of the rest of the porridge in a bush!
After breakfast we packed up, and set out up the mountain. The first part of the trail led steeply up a bank behind our camp, and soon broke out to a small ridge just above the cloud level. A quick scramble to the top of a pile of rocks and we were rewarded with our first proper view of the mountain. Wow! It looked large, and a long way away.
We walked for about 5 hours again stopping about half way for lunch just after a small rock climb up some steps that my guidebook called an 8m scramble! If that was a scramble let me at the proper climbing routes! The route led us further along the rocky spur we had climbed before crossing a couple of other rocky spurs, and finally coming out onto a plateau below the mountain. This is called Shira plateau, and a 30-minute walk along the plateau, away from the mountain saw us at the campsite. We were now at 12500 feet.
It being only 13:30 we were at a bit of a loose end, and passed the next 6 hours reading, resting, admiring the view, and generally not doing very much. About 18:30 was teatime, seeing a repeat of last nights meal with the only difference being the meat was recognizable tonight as chicken. As soon as we were finished it started to get dark so we went to bed. It was cold when the sun went down, and there was nothing else to do. It was about 19:45!
Tristan and Russell had to get up through the night; I couldn’t be bothered!

Day 6

Up at 07:30 again, and the first thing I did was rearrange my rucksack. 3 years ago I dislocated my shoulder canoeing, and occasionally I get the odd twinge in my upper back because of it. Carrying a rucksack for 2 days had given me more than a twinge, and I emptied most of my unnecessary weight into my other bag that a porter was carrying. Poor guy!
Breakfast was the same as the day before with a repeat of the porridge. Unfortunately Shira plateau is rocky, and we could not get rid of the porridge. We just had to leave it.
I had spoke to Fanuel during the previous evening and had asked that today, instead of following the low level route to the next camp, we could climb up to lava tower hut before dropping to our camp. My guidebook had recommended this as it was scenic, and helped with acclimatization. Fanuel had expressed doubts, but relented, and that was to be our route today.
Not long after setting out I started to get a headache, and as we crossed 13000 feet, it was becoming too much. We stopped and I took some acetazolamide and some ibuprofen. For those who don’t know acetazolamide is a diuretic that is supposed to help with altitude sickness. We carried on walking; my headache got no better. When I stopped the headache got worse, when I walked I couldn’t concentrate. Eventually I just shut out everything, and just concentrated on walking. Thankfully the walk wasn’t strenuous, and the height climb was gradual. About 3 hours into the walk the patch split, and we continued upwards to lava tower. The extra height gain was not large, only about 200 metres; my guidebook had made it sound much larger, I can only assume there is a second, lower level path to the third camp that no one used that day.
We ate lunch at lava tower. None of us felt great, but no sickness as yet, just headaches. Lava tower looked impressive above us, and we joked about a quick ‘gnash’ up and down!
Lunch over we headed down the other side of lave tower, and very rapidly lost height. Lava tower had been at 14200 feet, the highest any of us had ever been. It hurt! The way down from lava tower was very steep, and the jolting did not help my headache. After 1 hour we rejoined the path, and 1 more hour later we reached camp. It had taken us just over 5 hours. Fanuel had estimated 7 hours to us the previous evening. He was quite impressed.
As we sat looking at the fantastic view, I took some paracetamol, and my headache disappeared. The view of the mountain was amazing, and only slightly spoilt by the worrying sight of the Barranco wall that we would have to climb the next day. We were now at Barranco hut situated at 13100 feet.
We had the now common ritual of tea and popcorn followed by tea about an hour later. As we were finishing tea the sun started to disappear, and it got cold. Very cold! We quickly went to bed. Only Tristan got up through the night.

Day 7

Both Tristan and myself woke up needing the toilet. Lets just say that things were a little looser than I would have wanted! A couple of Imodium accompanied the paracetamol and that seemed to settle things. I couldn’t face breakfast, and just nibbled at some cucumber. Just looking at the meat and the omelette made me feel ill. The other two had no problem eating my share. Once again the porridge wasn’t touched.
We set off after breakfast, and slowly made our way up the Barranco wall. The going is not difficult, but there are some very small scramble sections. At the top the view was amazing, but the altitude sobered the occasion slightly. We were all feeling a little rough, and just wanted to carry on. We spent the next 2 hours walking up and down over valleys before dropping very steeply to another valley where we stopped for lunch.
The previous days lunches had been sandwiches, fruit, etc. prepared by Fanuel and handed to us in the morning. Today he had apologised for not having anything to pre-make lunch with, so he cooked us basically another breakfast. We finally found out what happened to the porridge. One of the porters reheated it, and drank it straight out the bowl! I almost threw up!
After lunch we climbed up the equally steep other side of the valley, and made our way around the mountain. This part of the walk was the only part my book did not have a description for, but looking at the map I had estimated it would take 4 hours. It took 4 hours to reach lunch! As we continued around the mountain we could see another rocky spur heading up the mountain, and Fanuel told us that was the Mweka trail which we were to join to move up to Barafu hut our last stop before the summit. The trail looked no more than a mile away, and only about 100 metres above us, but it took ages to reach it. It was getting harder to walk, and harder to breathe, but the effect was so subtle that we didn’t notice it until we were on the final approach to Barafu hut. We could see the start of the camp above us, but the trail became slightly steeper before reaching it. We could only walk a few paces at a time before having to stop and catch our breath. Slowly we made our way upward. Our porters already had the camp set up when we reached it, and whilst Russell and Tristan had tea and popcorn, I went to bed.
We had walked for 8 hours; it was just after 3 o’clock. I slept until about 17:30 when Fanuel woke me. As I was assuring him that I would be fine for the summit attempt I threw up! I was not in a good state, but I was determined to go on. We sorted out our clothes for the attempt, got our supply of water together, and I convinced Russell and Tristan to help carry my kit so all I had to carry was my camelback with my water in. I went back to sleep while Russell and Tristan had some tea. They then went to sleep too.

Summit attempt / Day 8

We were woken at 23:00 and immediately wished we hadn’t been. It was VERY cold. Even sitting doing nothing our pulse rate was above 100 bpm. It took a little while to get dressed and put our boots on, and then we loaded Russell and Tristan’s rucksacks and were ready to head out. To give you some idea of the temperature we had all walked the previous day in a thin pair of trousers and a thin fleece top. We were now dressed in thermal trousers, normal trousers, and waterproof over trousers, thermal base layer, mid fleece layer, fleece, and gore-tex jacket, woolly hat, and gloves.
We left camp at about 23:40 at an altitude of 15300 feet, and set off up the mountain. We were all wearing head torches, and the only thing we could see was the small patch of light on the ground in front of us. Fanuel led the way through the rest of the camp and on up the trail to the summit.
The next seven hours were agony. We walked at a very slow pace, all feeling extremely tired, suffering from aches and pains, headaches, feelings of nausea. I was the worst hit, and was the one who dictated the pace, we were walking for what felt like ages between each rest break, but was probably only 15 minutes. At each break we all collapsed onto rocks and fought to catch our breath for a few minutes before forcing ourselves back to our feet to carry on.
We met a number of other people going up the mountain, all of them in the same situation, but nobody going the wrong way, nobody giving up as happens on the Marangu route. At about 6 o’clock the horizon started to lighten, not enough to see by, but clearly getting lighter. Above us was the Rebmann glacier glowing white in the darkness, and somewhere above that Stella point. We struggled on.
At about 06:25 I called for another break and sank down onto a rock. The horizon was very light now, and daybreak was not far off. We sat there for about five minutes, and I could not get up. I physically had no energy left; I could not stand up, I was finished.
Fanuel came over to speak to me, and I explained the situation. He was very understanding and said that he would carry on with Russell and Tristan to the top, and when I was ready I was to climb to Stella point if I could with the assistant guide, but either way he would give me a certificate with Stella point on it. He moved on with Russell and Tristan, and I just sat still for about 10 minutes.
I then reached into my coat pocket and pulled out some Kendal mint cake. As I started to nibble on the mint cake the sun came up. The sight was fantastic. Mawenzi was off to my left, and in the far distance other peaks were visible above the cloud. I just sat and watched for about five minutes finishing my piece of mint cake.
What you have to realize was that the mint cake was the first thing I had eaten in about 36 hours, and my body was just about finished. However, after eating the mint cake I was able to turn around, and as the sun had now come up I could see Stella point. It was about 40 metres above me! Russell and Tristan were both there waving at me to come up. The assistant guide helped me up, and then we set off up the mountain. It took me less than 10 minutes to reach Stella point with the assistant guide telling me to slow down the whole way! I just went from boulder to boulder pausing slightly at each to catch my breath. I knew that if I stopped that would be it, and so I pressed on.
I was exhausted when I reached Russell and Tristan at Stella point. They were not much better, it had taken them over 20 minutes to reach Stella point, and they were just about done from the effort. We all had a piece of Kendal mint cake, and looked at the rest of our journey. From Stella point my guidebook reckons that it takes about an hour to reach the summit, and the height climb is 100 metres. If I had reached this point in the dark I doubt I could have gone on, but with the sun up we could see the summit, and it looked possible! Fanuel asked me if I could go on, and I just nodded and set off thinking everyone else was behind me.
As I set off I remember looking around me and starting to sob. Russell told me later that the same thing happened to him. There is nothing to compare to being there, seeing the crater at the top of Kilimanjaro, and the glacier that runs along the side of it. Along with the fantastic sight before me was the feeling of almost accomplishing a dream, almost not accomplishing a dream, physical and mental exhaustion, and a lack of sleep. I walked on towards the summit, smiling and sobbing most of the way there, but not once stopping to catch my breath. I was running on almost pure adrenaline (coupled with the pure sugar I had just eaten) and wasn’t going to stop until I reached my goal. In all it took my just over 20 minutes to go from Stella point to Uhuru peak the top of Africa, and I reached the top at 07:20. Russell and Tristan were 20 minutes behind me, which shows just how fast I was actually going!
The feeling of reaching the top was even more intense than when I set off from Stella point. I sat at the top looking at the crater before me sobbing for about 10 minutes, and then just sat smiling and laughing until Russell and Tristan joined me.
Once we were all together we sat and congratulated each other while Russell and Tristan caught they’re breath. We then took the obligatory photos, added some more to our video diary, and just enjoyed the view.
All too soon it was time to start back down. We retraced our path to Stella point with Fanuel leading, and then spent 1 and a half hours slowly moving down the steep path it had taken 7 hours to climb. The ground was made up of very loose gravel, so we were able to rest our legs by almost skiing down the mountain! Even with the loose surface my feet hurt. I have always had problems coming down hill, and cannot remember when my big toenails were not in the process of falling off or growing back!
When we returned to camp we were exhausted. One of the porters brought as some blackcurrant squash; the only flavoured drink we had our entire time on the mountain. Fanuel then allowed us some time to rest before heading on. We spent the time lying in our tent too exhausted to do anything, but unable to sleep due to the heat and the feelings we were experiencing after completing the climb.
After an hour Fanuel brought us some soup, which I managed to eat, and then we packed up and started out, down the mountain. It was 11:45; we had already been up over 12 hours, and had been walking for more than 9 of them!
As we headed down the track towards Mweka hut my feet really started to hurt, every time I put my foot down my big toes hurt, and on the occasion my boot hit a rock it was agony. I have always set a quick pace going down hill, and this time was no different, I figured I could get to the camp, and then do something about my feet; there was nothing I could do on the trail at any rate. About half way down to Mweka hut we passed a ranger hut where we rested for a short while. As we set off I asked Fanuel how much longer it would be, he told us it would be about 2 hours. I realized my feet would not make it.
We carried on with me leading, I tried to ease the pressure on my toes by kicking my heals at each step, but nothing was working. After about 45 minutes I had to stop. I took my boots off, and my toenails were a lovely shade of dark red. I decided to walk in my socks, but Fanuel wouldn’t let me. He told us to carry on slowly, and he would hurry to the camp to get my more comfortable shoes that I had brought for the evening around the camp. Before I could protest he was gone. About 40 minutes later we hadn’t got much further as the best I could manage was a hobble. One of the porters came up the track to meet us carrying my boot bag with my shoes in it. I have never been so happy to see someone! I put my trainers on, and the extra give in the toes allowed me to move at something resembling a normal pace. It still hurt, but I could move. It took about an hour to reach camp. We celebrated with a coke as they were selling it from the hut.
I managed to eat some tea, and enjoyed another coke; and then as the sun went down we went to bed. I was too exhausted to notice when Tristan got up during the night!

Day 9

We were due at the Mweka trailhead today, but to reach it we had about a 4-hour walk down a very steep trail through the forest region of the mountain. There isn’t much to say about the journey other than it was very steep in places, very muddy, and very slippy. We all made it down to the old logging road that marks the last section of the route without incident. My feet hurt the whole way, but as I was wearing my trainers I could keep going. The only drawback to wearing trainers was the total lack of grip in the mud; but I made it.
We reached Mweka trailhead, and went to the office to collect our certificates. At this point I had mentally finished the mountain, so when Fanuel told us that the van didn’t meet us here, but stayed a further 15 minutes down the track I almost collapsed. My feet were killing me, and I honestly didn’t know if I could walk much further. I had pushed myself to reach the trailhead. Anyway, I gritted my teeth, and just ignored the pain in my feet to reach the bottom where we were met by the van, handed some lunch, and driven back to the Keys Hotel.
We spent the afternoon cleaning ourselves up, and relaxing. You have no idea how good a shower feels after 6 days on a mountain. Even with extensive cleaning it took a few days to remove all the grime from our skin!
We enjoyed our first ‘proper’ meal in days that night, and then had a well deserved early night in a proper bed.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Monday morning, a new week, a new age.

The weeks feels full of possibilities today. It isn't always this way, however, I do find that Monday brings with it a positive outlook, a feeling of having left the previous weeks troubles behind, a chance to strike out in a different direction. Of course, this is gone by 10am when you relise that not everyone feels the same, and the problems of last week are the problems of this week.



Nice feeling while it lasts however.



I don't feel the same about birthdays. I had one of those on Saturday. The whole year older thing; doesn't wash. I'm only a day older than yesterday. Same as I am every day.



Saturday was a good day though. Presents, cards, my parents were visiting, so we got to see them too. The morning was spent assembling my daughter's birthday present, her trampoline. The first part of the afternoon was spent bouncing on it. She loved it.



In the afternoon my parents took her to a park, and my wife and I went looking for somewhere for Sunday lunch. We found a nice place but it'll have to be for another day; they couldn't sit us until 3pm! So, instead, I went to Sainsburys and got a roast in.



Saturday evening my wife and I went to an Indian restaurant, and had a very nice meal before returning home and retiring for the night.



Sunday brought swimming, and a frustrated daughter who's finally worked out that her desires exceed her abilities. She wants to swim without her floating aid, but she can't. She sinks. Bit of a stand-off moment, and then a tantrum as we left. All forgotten by the time we were dressed. Home for a roast, bid my parents bon voyage, and then intertwined housework and play. An evening of struggling to upgrade the computer to 64 bit to take advantage of the new kit was successful in the end. Then, the inevitable bed time.



Which brings us to here. Optimism for the day remains, but reality is beginning to push in. Busy week ahead. Lots of reports, lots of demands.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Blogging birthday

On the 5th of March last year I started blogging properly. The blog itself dates back to the 8th of March 2006, but wasn't used properly until last year.



At first (some would say still) I didn't know what I was going to write about. Didn't know if I could keep it going. My normal routine at the time was to read RSS feeds, and the free newspaper until work arrived. Pushing blogging in there got rid of the free newspaper, and delayed some of the RSS feeds to the evening. Still, I thought it was worth it.



I now get an average of 8 hits per day on the site (no idea on RSS, it's not trackable), and get around 30 unique visitors a month (most in error!) But it's not about the numbers. I don't write this to get huge amounts of people to come along. If I did there would be more posts like the R.E.M. Set list. A post that had 160 page views a day at one point.



No, I write this as a journal of life. It's always relevant to what is going on in my mind at the time of writing, and is interesting, for me, to go back through and see what I was thinking.



Posts like "The Daddy drive" won't come around again, I can't see there being a need for that, but it's now recorded and available along with all the posts on my changing life. Yes, there are a huge amount of posts about travelling, but as I spend over 3 hours a day doing it that's not surprising. Even some of those are interesting. There are also the occasional technical posts. These are definitely written mainly for me. I find something out, it fixes an issue, but I know I won't use it again for a while. If I don't write it down, or keep doing it, it'll be forgotten. I'll have a vague memory which will send me off on a search for something I already know. Now, I know where it is. I search one site, and that's it.



So, what can the next year bring? More of the same probably. When I get my phone back, and continue the process of tying myself more and more to the internet that's bound to have an effect. I'm still very new at the idea of posting photos. And I know there are other things out there that I haven't tried yet at all. In line videos, live blogging. Will I? Maybe.



Anyway, thanks for sticking around, reading my mutterings. Onwards into the second year...

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Stuck in phone purgatory

I had to send my Gphone off for repair in the end yesterday. So I'm stuck using my work phone to send these out, and my old blackberry, with no data connection, for calls and text messages. It feels like a part of me is missing. I can't look things up on the spur of the moment, I can't access my data whenever I need. I know that just a few years ago, the things we do today were unavailable (not unthinkable, just dreams); but having had them, and come to rely on them, do now be without them is really quite difficult.



The phone will be away for some time, 2weeks, maybe more, so this is only going to get worse.



I'll now stop whinging, and get back to blogging about something more interesting.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Writing from the trenches

Ast night, for reasons that escape me, my phone stopped working. One minute I'm on the jubilee line playing a puzzle game, the next, literally, I'm on the bakerloo, and the screen isn't displaying anything. A few reboots, and reseats of the SIM card, and I conclude it's stuffed.



So, today, my SIM is in my old blackberry which is only allowing calls and texts, and I'm writing this on my work blackberry. With a keyboard I hate.



I'll be heading to the nearest t-mobile store this lunch time to get myself a replacement, so, hopefully, normal service will resume tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to having to re-install all my apps, and then configure them. At least I'm with google, so all my mails, contacts, and clendar appointments are safe. I think the only thing I'll lose is my notes, and I've got most of them backed up. In total, I'll lose time, and possibly a couple of present ideas for my wife. Could be worse.

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